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No Britannia Hotel! That's the prostitution hotel. Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I
Most Advanced Public Transport: 43rdMost Developed: 78thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 85th
The Grand Holy Imperial Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Squire
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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General Mike

Population40.675 billion

CapitalMikegrad
LeaderImperial Über Kaisführer Michael I
Faithsome sort of cult

Currencyhyperinflated dollar
AnimalVietcong

The Grand Holy Imperial Empire of General Mike is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 40.675 billion Michaels are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mikegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Michaean economy, worth an astonishing 13,736 trillion hyperinflated dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 337,716 hyperinflated dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, and all the playground's a stage for Michaean schoolchildren. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. General Mike's national animal is the Vietcong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is some sort of cult.

General Mike is ranked 4,915th in the world and 108th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 3,263.70624456 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 43rdMost Developed: 78thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 85thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 86thLongest Average Lifespans: 86thLargest Black Market: 90thHealthiest Citizens: 94thMost Corrupt Governments: 120thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 207thMost Cultured: 219thMost Advanced Public Education: 264thLargest Welfare Programs: 272ndLowest Crime Rates: 286thHighest Economic Output: 405thSmartest Citizens: 473rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 490thMost Beautiful Environments: 493rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 493rdHighest Food Quality: 591stMost Subsidized Industry: 630thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,146thLargest Populations: 1,289thLargest Governments: 1,437thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,453rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,621stHighest Average Incomes: 1,960thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,329thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,488thMost Patriotic: 2,964thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,531stMost Influential: 4,256thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,759thMost Stationary: 4,915thMost Secular: 5,224thMost Efficient Economies: 6,969thMost Inclusive: 8,958thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,132ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,653rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 24,956th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 48th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 77th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 95th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 108th in the regionMost Patriotic: 116th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 184th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 209th in the regionMost Secular: 267th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 312th in the regionMost Inclusive: 462nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 516th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 699th in the region

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