The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The King of Braves with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.721 billion Burner of Pants live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of adventure. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pants-Burner economy, worth an astonishing 10,094 trillion G-Stones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 377,756 G-Stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, male tourists tend to be fearful of Burning Pants's deadly femme fatales, and gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Burning Pants's national animal is the Fighting Mechanoid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Oath Sworn Through Courage.

Burning Pants is ranked 2,325^th in the world and 128^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,826.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.