The Grand Emirate of Juba is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Danial Chovy with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.996 billion Jubans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danchovy Town. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Juban economy, worth a remarkable 1,305 trillion Danchovies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,635 Danchovies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Juba's national animal is the Timberwolf Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Juba is ranked 113,920^th in the world and 2,126^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,690.18 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.