Population | 11.983 billion |
Capital | Southland City |
Leader | Chancellor Andrew Mann |
Currency | Southland Dollar |
Animal | Orca |
The Most Serene Republic of Southland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Andrew Mann with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.983 billion Southlanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Southland City. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Southlander economy, worth a remarkable 2,534 trillion Southland Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,494 Southland Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, rumor has it that Chancellor Andrew Mann has won three lotteries in a row, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Chancellor Andrew Mann is a silly poophead. Crime is totally unknown. Southland's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Southland is ranked 183,691st in the world and 7,353rd in Lazarus for Most Extreme, scoring 16.23 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Southland was endorsed by The Anarqueendom of Imkiville.
- : Southland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Southland was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Social Kuba.
- : Southland was endorsed by The People's Democratic Republic of Kugguf.
- : Southland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Southland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Southland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Southland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Southland was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Southland's influence in Lazarus fell from "Squire" to "Page".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 23 » Aigania, The Gelseen Hegemony, Treadwellia, New Rogernomics, Calption, Burning Pants, Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri, Aaecilia, Nippon Shotou Teikoku, Custadia, Wang Yao, Axixic, Canopytown, Caellip Major, Greater North American Confederacy, Edoardienne, Oppalli, Crusadis, Gold Sands, Keimland Federation, Cape Flower, Social Kuba, and Imkiville.