The Federal Republic of Aigania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Adriano Arthur with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.163 billion Aiganians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Progreso. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aiganian economy, worth an astonishing 22,755 trillion Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 612,327 Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, dining out often involves Minotaurs on the plate no matter what you order, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime is totally unknown. Aigania's national animal is the Minotaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aiganiaism.

Aigania is ranked 331,754^th in the world and 17,936^th in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.