The Kingdom of Druznia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Vasily II with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 19.728 billion Druznians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsentrgrad. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Druznian economy, worth a remarkable 4,088 trillion new rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,246 new rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, the nation excels at displacement, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and money grows on trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Druznia's national animal is the Ussuri brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Druznia is ranked 289,772^nd in the world and 1,431^st in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -23.28 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.