The Federation of Sovietskogo Soyuz is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Shavkat Mirziyoyev with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.205 billion Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 1,065 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,658 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Sovietskogo Soyuz's border, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, and anti-government demagogues have a devil of a time evading authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovietskogo Soyuz's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sovietskogo Soyuz is ranked 16,210^th in the world and 341^st in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 130.22 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.