The Rogue Nation of Faack is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 103 million Faackers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 28.3%.

The strong Faacker economy, worth 6.24 trillion FCKS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,606 FCKS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, and Leader's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Faack's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Faack is ranked 82,821^st in the world and 740^th in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 26.4 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.