The Gardens of Eden-burgh of CSB SA Union is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Caesar Salad Boy with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 1.423 billion CSB SA Unionians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andrews. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming CSB SA Unionian economy, worth 127 trillion Saint Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 89,602 Saint Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Caesar Salad Boy is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CSB SA Union's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Love.

CSB SA Union is ranked 24,354^th in the world and 472^nd in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 102.3 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.