The Federal Council Republic of Pilipinas and Malaya is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Darryl Soliman with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.949 billion Filipino and Malayans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maynila. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pilipinas and Malayan economy, worth a remarkable 3,612 trillion Federated Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 241,681 Federated Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime is totally unknown. Pilipinas and Malaya's national animal is the Tarsier Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheonism.

Pilipinas and Malaya is ranked 288,609^th in the world and 1,394^th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.43 kickbacks per hour.