The Holy Realm of Arsenial is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Albion Nesbitt IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10.488 billion Arsentinels have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grander Dauid. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arsentinelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,161 trillion Rhines and Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,778 Rhines and Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, netizens fiercely argue over who loves King Albion Nesbitt IV more, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arsenial's national animal is the Arsenish Ox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox.

Arsenial is ranked 98,193^rd in the world and 494^th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 13.59 kickbacks per hour.