The Republic of Delostopia is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic population of 253 million Delostopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, although Welfare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Industry is ignored. The average income tax rate is 7.9%.

The Delostopian economy, worth 17.4 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 68,898 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Crime is relatively low. Delostopia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Delostopia is ranked 76,652^nd in the world and 62^nd in Benigtopia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 45.83 on the Kitten Softness Rating.