The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Neutrality Foundation wrote:

But I suppose I should earn my pay a bit...

Grabs a toolbox and some boards to start patching up the floor.

You actually get paid for you services? All I ever get is a complimentary whiskey thrown at my face.
Starts sipping his drink sullenly

Woods is back wrote:

I haven't sang here in a while, so here you guys go!

Take Me Home, Country Roads

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah river
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
All my memories, gather round her
Modest lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
I hear her voice in the morning hour she calls me
Radio reminds me of my home far away
Driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads

Pulls out pistol, Anything but that, ANYTHING

Minoir minor wrote:

Well the furries had super hearing, super strength, super speed, super sense, regeneration, and near invincibility
But they couldn’t fly

Then you need a bigger catapult.

Fluffymurderkillerstabber wrote:

nahhh, i is a homo and barely has any moneys
*hides a golden watch in suspiciously fake rags*

Yeah, the designer label on the shredded jeans was a definite clue. But I thought the gay demographic had scads of disposable income?

And for the record, if any of you--homo, hetero, or othero--have scads of disposable income, I hereby volunteer to help you get rid of it.

Woods is back wrote:

You actually get paid for you services? All I ever get is a complimentary whiskey thrown at my face.
Starts sipping his drink sullenly

A coin a day and free drinks. The food costs me though and it's overpriced...but someday I'll save up to go explore again.

Hello, your kitty cat customer is here. Got milk?

Feline Masters wrote:

Hello, your kitty cat customer is here. Got milk?

Sets out bowls of milk and fish

Feline Masters wrote:

Hello, your kitty cat customer is here. Got milk?

Fleetfootedly, fancy fallacious feline.

Places down a bowl of lactosey-calcium rich goodness.

Enjoy.

Vampkyrie wrote:

Sets out bowls of milk and fish

Whisps of darkness flit about the shadowy creature.

Hm...the fish was a good touch.

Vampkyrie wrote:

Sets out bowls of milk and fish

Zany Zanes wrote:

Fleetfootedly, fancy fallacious feline.

Places down a bowl of lactosey-calcium rich goodness.

Enjoy.

That's a lot of milk, thank you!

But don't think I haven't noticed that you offered me fish alongside the milk, Vampkyrie! Are you trying to make me sick?

Feline Masters wrote:

That's a lot of milk, thank you!

But don't think I haven't noticed that you offered me fish alongside the milk, Vampkyrie! Are you trying to make me sick?

I doubt that. One wouldn't need to try to make anyone sick around here. Just miss your daily potassium iodide and we'll be sticking you in the freezer.

Zany Zanes wrote:

I doubt that. One wouldn't need to try to make anyone sick around here. Just miss your daily potassium iodide and we'll be sticking you in the freezer.

Ah, that's right, I forgot how dirty this place is. You know maybe you should try licking the floor every now and then.

That's how I keep my fur clean.

Feline Masters wrote:

Ah, that's right, I forgot how dirty this place is. You know maybe you should try licking the floor every now and then.

That's how I keep my fur clean.

I certainly wouldn't lick anything here clean and that includes the dinner plates.

Shudders.

Used to have a maid. Not much to look at but they did the job. We'll have to see about getting another sometime. Until then, we persevere.

Zany Zanes wrote:

Used to have a maid. Not much to look at but they did the job. We'll have to see about getting another sometime. Until then, we persevere.

Why can't you hire one right away? Do you lack the money?

Feline Masters wrote:

Why can't you hire one right away? Do you lack the money?

More like the motivation I imagine. We seem to keep plentiful employees while withholding sustainable wages.

Zany Zanes wrote:

More like the motivation I imagine. We seem to keep plentiful employees while withholding sustainable wages.

Ah, you should get one.

I have a human servant who cleans my litter box and feeds me. It's a convenient thing to have.

Feline Masters wrote:

Ah, you should get one.

I have a human servant who cleans my litter box and feeds me. It's a convenient thing to have.

Quite correct, kitty cat. We'll work on it, maybe. More milk?

Scrapes the crud off the pathways, leaving some under the table for the crud creatures. Finishes up and begins fixing a hazardous hole in the floor. Shakes head and mutters to self.

Cthulu...

^{Praise be.}

Zany Zanes wrote:

Quite correct, kitty cat. We'll work on it, maybe. More milk?

Thank you, kind human. I'm full, but appreciate it. Here, have this tip, you earned it.

*places a pawful of catnip on the table*

Neutrality Foundation wrote:

Scrapes the crud off the pathways, leaving some under the table for the crud creatures. Finishes up and begins fixing a hazardous hole in the floor. Shakes head and mutters to self.

Cthulu...

^{Praise be.}

Really? You can't even spell his name correctly.

Cthulhu...

The vlandian republic wrote:

Alright then I'll make my own order. After all I did use to work here. Pours himself a Commenwealth Ale, puts $3 in the cash register, sits down, then sighs.

Oh hello didn't noticed you joined here

No sub-par advertisements for polls. It is explicitly stated in the WFE. Our region is not your billboard.

Feline Masters wrote:

Thank you, kind human. I'm full, but appreciate it. Here, have this tip, you earned it.

*places a pawful of catnip on the table*

Picks up catnip.

Purrrfect. Thanks.

Feline Masters wrote:

Really? You can't even spell his name correctly.

Cthulhu...

Looks up from fixing the holes in the walkway.

...hm. Your correction is appropriate and vaguely appreciated, but delivered in an abrasive and disrespectful manner concerning the great one.

Cthulhu probably expects better from you little cat.

^{Praise be.}

Returns to restoring the floor.