The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Long time since I ordered here.

I'd love to hear some Johnny Horton. Brings back memories.

The vlandian republic wrote:

Long time since I ordered here.

I'd love to hear some Johnny Horton. Brings back memories.

Alright then I'll make my own order. After all I did use to work here. Pours himself a Commenwealth Ale, puts $3 in the cash register, sits down, then sighs.

Did I miss the announcement of this week's poetry contest?

Ducking auto cucumbers wrote:

Did I miss the announcement of this week's poetry contest?

nods

Anacin wrote:

On what.......Wait.....Are you a day ahead and already celebrating 4/20

I've been celebrating 4/20 for twenty hours!

Fluffymurderkillerstabber wrote:

I've been celebrating 4/20 for twenty hours!

Wouldn't it make more sense to do the full 420?

The vlandian republic wrote:

Wouldn't it make more sense to do the full 690?

cool cool cool

Fluffymurderkillerstabber wrote:

I've been celebrating 4/20 for twenty hours!

Sounds expensive. If you can afford that kind of expenditure, I'm doubling what we charge you for drinks.

Heh. There's a reason our drink lists don't show prices.

Brocklandia wrote:

Sounds expensive. If you can afford that kind of expenditure, I'm doubling what we charge you for drinks.

Heh. There's a reason our drink lists don't show prices.

nahhh, i is a homo and barely has any moneys

*hides a golden watch in suspiciously fake rags*

Off into the frontier,
The rocket lifted off.
Carrying three pioneers,
To land on the Moon.

Brocklandia wrote:

Which is what?--A furry with a big red "S" on its chest and an allergy to glowing green rocks? I'm allergic to glowing green things too, but purely for aesthetic reasons.

Well the furries had super hearing, super strength, super speed, super sense, regeneration, and near invincibility

But they couldn’t fly

The flying spaghetti monster of the bar wrote:

"It all sounds a bit tame if you ask me."

Well national governments started to hunt down furries

Free drinks for 4/20

He says, as smoke fills the room

Can I get a purple drank?

Minoir wrote:

Can I get a purple drank?

Yes you get Purple Drank

Makes purple Drank

Anacin wrote:

Yes you get Purple Drank

Makes purple Drank

Gives you 2 V bucks

Keep the change

I haven't sang here in a while, so here you guys go!

Minoir wrote:

Gives you 2 V bucks

Keep the change

Hand it to the King crab cashier. We're bartenders, we don't handle the currency. Gosh.

Zany Zanes wrote:

Hm.

Notes the cluttered space.

Neutrality Foundation! Take care of that.

Peers down from hammock.

Looks fine to me.

Takes note of the rest of the room.

But I suppose I should earn my pay a bit...

Grabs a toolbox and some boards to start patching up the floor.

*sips milkshake*

Happy 420 everyone! Have a special egg!

If anyone would like a drink please ask me or another bartender. I have a promise to fulfill.

Zany Zanes wrote:

Hand it to the King crab cashier. We're bartenders, we don't handle the currency. Gosh.

Throws it at King crab cashier’s face