Messages The vlandian republic 5 years 34 days ago
Long time since I ordered here.
I'd love to hear some Johnny Horton. Brings back memories.
The vlandian republic 5 years 34 days ago
The vlandian republic wrote: Long time since I ordered here. I'd love to hear some Johnny Horton. Brings back memories.
Alright then I'll make my own order. After all I did use to work here. Pours himself a Commenwealth Ale, puts $3 in the cash register, sits down, then sighs.
Ducking auto cucumbers 5 years 34 days ago
Did I miss the announcement of this week's poetry contest?
Fluffymurderkillerstabber , Pax Nerdvana , The vlandian republic , and Tercania islands
The vlandian republic 5 years 34 days ago
Ducking auto cucumbers wrote: Did I miss the announcement of this week's poetry contest?nods
Fluffymurderkillerstabber 5 years 34 days ago Fluffy squishfish
Anacin wrote: On what.......Wait.....Are you a day ahead and already celebrating 4/20I've been celebrating 4/20 for twenty hours!
Fluffymurderkillerstabber 5 years 34 days ago Fluffy squishfish
Ducking auto cucumbers wrote: Did I miss the announcement of this week's poetry contest?
Zombie Penguins wrote: The weekend poetry contest has begun! The theme is any frontier (space, new lands, conquered enemies, etc.) with any format allowed. This week's judge is Woods is back .
The vlandian republic 5 years 34 days ago
Fluffymurderkillerstabber wrote: I've been celebrating 4/20 for twenty hours!Wouldn't it make more sense to do the full 420?
Lord protector of the land 5 years 34 days ago Edited
The vlandian republic wrote: Wouldn't it make more sense to do the full 690?cool cool cool
The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia 5 years 34 days ago
Fluffymurderkillerstabber wrote: I've been celebrating 4/20 for twenty hours!
Sounds expensive. If you can afford that kind of expenditure, I'm doubling what we charge you for drinks.
Heh. There's a reason our drink lists don't show prices.
Fluffymurderkillerstabber 5 years 34 days ago Fluffy squishfish
Brocklandia wrote: Sounds expensive. If you can afford that kind of expenditure, I'm doubling what we charge you for drinks.Heh. There's a reason our drink lists don't show prices.
nahhh, i is a homo and barely has any moneys
*hides a golden watch in suspiciously fake rags*
The Planetary Landmass of Pax Nerdvana 5 years 34 days ago Rogue CONclave
Off into the frontier, The rocket lifted off. Carrying three pioneers, To land on the Moon.
Minoir minor 5 years 34 days ago The Claws of Colob
Brocklandia wrote: Which is what?--A furry with a big red "S" on its chest and an allergy to glowing green rocks? I'm allergic to glowing green things too, but purely for aesthetic reasons. Well the furries had super hearing, super strength, super speed, super sense, regeneration, and near invincibility
But they couldn’t fly
Minoir minor 5 years 34 days ago The Claws of Colob
The flying spaghetti monster of the bar wrote: "It all sounds a bit tame if you ask me."Well national governments started to hunt down furries
Anacin 5 years 34 days ago
Free drinks for 4/20
He says, as smoke fills the room
Minoir 5 years 34 days ago The Claws of Colob
Can I get a purple drank?
Tercania islands and Anacin
Anacin 5 years 34 days ago
Minoir wrote:Can I get a purple drank?
Yes you get Purple Drank
Makes purple Drank
Minoir 5 years 34 days ago The Claws of Colob
Anacin wrote: Yes you get Purple DrankMakes purple Drank
Gives you 2 V bucks
Keep the change
Woods is back 5 years 34 days ago
I haven't sang here in a while, so here you guys go!
Take Me Home, Country Roads Almost heaven, West Virginia Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah river Life is old there, older than the trees Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia Mountain mamma, take me home Country roads All my memories, gather round her Modest lady, stranger to blue water Dark and dusty, painted on the sky Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia Mountain mamma, take me home Country roads I hear her voice in the morning hour she calls me Radio reminds me of my home far away Driving down the road I get a feeling That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia Mountain mamma, take me home Country roads Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia Mountain mamma, take me home Country roads Take me home, down country roads Take me home, down country roads
The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes 5 years 34 days ago
Minoir wrote:Gives you 2 V bucks Keep the change
Hand it to the King crab cashier . We're bartenders, we don't handle the currency. Gosh.
Tercania islands and King crab cashier
The Bar Maintenance Worker of Neutrality Foundation 5 years 34 days ago Agora
Zany Zanes wrote:Hm.
Notes the cluttered space.
Neutrality Foundation ! Take care of that.
Peers down from hammock.
Looks fine to me.
Takes note of the rest of the room.
But I suppose I should earn my pay a bit...
Grabs a toolbox and some boards to start patching up the floor.
Tercania islands and Woods is back
Killerian 5 years 34 days ago
Bearistotle and hebert 5 years 34 days ago The House at Pooh Corner
Happy 420 everyone! Have a special egg!
Kahleesh 5 years 34 days ago
If anyone would like a drink please ask me or another bartender. I have a promise to fulfill.
Minoir 5 years 34 days ago The Claws of Colob
Zany Zanes wrote: Hand it to the King crab cashier . We're bartenders, we don't handle the currency. Gosh.Throws it at King crab cashier ’s face