Day 4: I don't feel well. Suspecting something, I check the portal. Sure enough, there's a block of uranium on the other side. My nemesis has taken this too far, I will hunt him down.
Tercania islands
Vampkyrie
No. In my experience, cats like fish. Consider it an offering.
It's like reality TV: lots of blowups and no forward action, but you can't stop watching to see what happens next. Plus, all the uranium reminds me of the mixers along the south wall of the Bar, the ones used to make deadly specialty drinks or that warp space-time.
Hey, Fluffy, if you really want to kill your nemesis, send hir a drink from the Bar ... or maybe a slice of the chef's pie. I mean, who doesn't like pie? And the survival rate for the latest batch has been almost nill.
The problem is, when I try to insert an object through the portal, he pushes through with his own object with equal force and precisely mirrors my actions. I've been trying to get through myself, hence the vehemence. *pokes mirror* See?
Tercania islands
Anacin
The front door Explodes with shrapnel. Anacin, walks in the door. He jumps over the bar and chugs an entire bottle of Brandy.
You give him some pie. He gives you some pie. You simply don't eat it. What's the problem? Of course, be sure to check it for hidden detonators or tiny killer turtles before you walk away from it.
Tercania islands
Rogue star
Thought I would introduce myself as new here. It's a pleasure to meet you all and I hope you have a great day x
The Bar on the Corner of Every Region Master Dispatch Welcome to the Bar! Where you can hang out, drink, drink some more, drink even more, drink more than that, get drunk, listen to a pirate tell stories, get served drinks by a Kraken, die a few times, get hit on, get rejected, get rejected again, and get rejected again, talk to Cthulhu in the restroom, spy the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the basement, get shot, get hit, listen to singing, listen to people falling, avoiding the unconscious bodies, and have a good time all around!
“The concept of the 'bar in every region' is meant as an interregional hub for all kind of nations/regions to come together. The region in its manifestation as a bar provides a context where people don't take themselves too seriously, and offers an easy approach to very simple role-playing. I hope it draws people and regions of NationStates closer to each other, especially those which otherwise hardly would meet in the same region, and enables them to have fun, or maybe even fruitful discussions with each other. So, the bar is meant as a common RMB for all nations of nationstates to bring all regions closer together and enable more exchange of culture and opinions between nations from the most distant regions.”
the bartendersor mention their names using nation tags to catch their attention. Some of our employees operate via embassies, so tagging them would be the best way to catch an employee's attention if they are not in the region.
Before leaving the Bar, payments for goods and services should be made to "Flo," who is the NPC cashier of the Bar. There is no need to convert your currency. Simply pay "Flo" with your money, receive your change, and exit. The money is not important; the role-play is.
When you post on another region's RMB via embassies, remember that you are a guest and that you represent your entire region. The importance of greetings, courtesy, and compatibility should not be understated.
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Any nation that is caught using embassy posting to troll, harass, flame, or disrupt other regions will be ejected and banned toThe Rejected Realms, courtesy of Kissinger-Monroe. All such nations will also be awarded with the Kissinger-Monroe BanHammer Award. Any attempt to join the Bar with another nation will be futile, as the posts of all newly-arrived nations will be checked to make sure that they do not pester any region that has an embassy with the Bar.
The Bar currently has a poll series designed to make a fantasy adventure. The votes in the poll determine the outcome of the adventure, and how it progresses.
Because the Bar does not participate in the raiding and defending aspects of NS, and also due to the fact that it is primarily a role-play region, the Bar has no military alliances.
Although the Bar has no allies per se, it is affiliated with several regions.
Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner is the Bar's official headquarters where matters of regional importance are publicly discussed among the Bar management. Non-officers and non-employees are also welcomed to provide input at times. The Magic Restroom also functions as a puppet storage region for Bar employees.
Legion of the Cuke is a role-play project of the Bar that aims to produce entertaining military slapstick role-play.
The following dispatches were not written by residents or affiliates of the Bar, nor were they written specifically for the Bar. Rather, these helpful dispatches describe various aspects of NationStates.
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