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Lipend wrote:

ah, then why doesn't everyone do it?

such peak male performance...

buff guys is always fun tho.I'm good then.
ok with seeing buff guys tho.

Because doing so often entails what the un muscular call “intensive indoctrination” which most of the un muscular believe completely destroys free will and capacity for un Chadic thought and emotion. They will no longer recognize their friends and family, their former faith or lack thereof, or former interests and hobbies. They will only recognize Chad’s infinite muscularity, the jawline that can cut a photon and defy physics, and that skipping leg day is a sin. The un muscular say that it means becoming a brainwashed zealot, the muscular know it is the ultimate devotion.

Cornacopia wrote:

Yes Burn the heretics at the stake. May all lipendians and pagonians know the glory and muscular might of CHAD!!!

The Chadic Horde opens Chadly gyms in New pigeonia to spread muscularity and promotes a gamified approach to exercise in order to have people exercise because they want to while increasing the constant missile barrage against Lipend. Meanwhile, a revivalist movement of the extended pantheon emerges in the North Strip with worship of the other gods increasing. Chadly titles are appended as well such as “Lord Shrek of the sharp jawline”. This spreads to other regions like the Chadic Horde and Kaskas. Chadic purists denounce the revivalist movements but it prospers nevertheless after Chad affirmed the reat of the pantheon’s worship.

Lipend wrote:

are u guys just using this as an opportunity to blush around buff guys?

:3

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Chad is most muscular, most glorious, most polygonal, and all powerful.

The 2nd Facepunch Republic wrote:

Because doing so often entails what the un muscular call “intensive indoctrination” which most of the un muscular believe completely destroys free will and capacity for un Chadic thought and emotion. They will no longer recognize their friends and family, their former faith or lack thereof, or former interests and hobbies. They will only recognize Chad’s infinite muscularity, the jawline that can cut a photon and defy physics, and that skipping leg day is a sin. The un muscular say that it means becoming a brainwashed zealot, the muscular know it is the ultimate devotion.

The Chadic Horde opens Chadly gyms in New pigeonia to spread muscularity and promotes a gamified approach to exercise in order to have people exercise because they want to while increasing the constant missile barrage against Lipend. Meanwhile, a revivalist movement of the extended pantheon emerges in the North Strip with worship of the other gods increasing. Chadly titles are appended as well such as “Lord Shrek of the sharp jawline”. This spreads to other regions like the Chadic Horde and Kaskas. Chadic purists denounce the revivalist movements but it prospers nevertheless after Chad affirmed the reat of the pantheon’s worship.

Chad is most muscular, most glorious, most polygonal, and all powerful.

I hope someday a historian finds this.

also, *missiles appear flying torwards FDFC headquarters and the missiles flying torwards Lipend disappear midflight*

That wasn't a no Abt the blushing.
teehee

The 2nd Facepunch Republic wrote:

we kindly accept the gyms as we accept all cultures

Meanwhile in pigeon city, The Pombo nuclear power plant gains a expansion, reactor F begins to be built, alongside this, more sectors are made for the power plant, as sector 5 begins to be dug out and built, pigeonia ALSO begins building a statue to commemorate the workers of pigeonia and the workers of the world, a plaque is dedicated to the founder of New Pigeonia, Leopoldo Castro, who founded the underground Pigeonia Communist Party and led the Pigeonian revolution, establishing a democratic socialist, peaceful nation. Pigeonia also begins naval exercises and continues to build up its navy to be even more massive, while also funding its education and medical sectors more.

Slurs are the only swears people don't like in Lipend.

no slurs but Pomboians cuss a ton

slurs being fine is on par with facepunch ngl

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The Mood wrote:

Latest poll: 🛐 What religion do you follow?

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I follow wicca as a baseline for my own power

A Monkeypox epidemic starts to fester in Augusta. The ruling cabal decides to blare "BE COOL, DON'T BE A FOOL, IF SOMEONE HAS MONKEYPOX, DON'T SHARE DROOL" with the public megaphones for an hour straight at max volume and then declare the problem solved. The epidemic spreads to Fort Kermit and Yaz where it was respectively dealt with by proclaiming a Chadly period of religious abstinence while also creating incentives to report people with monkeypox for mandatory testing in Fort Kermit and by having a bunch of monkeys dance majestically in Yaz. Meanwhile, "literally take candy from a baby" day is added to the Facepunch Calender. The temple of the Pantheon is also restored and Facepunch academics begin researching how to fight genetics and finally make muscularity universally available.

New pigeonia wrote:

Meanwhile in pigeon city, The Pombo nuclear power plant gains a expansion, reactor F begins to be built, alongside this, more sectors are made for the power plant, as sector 5 begins to be dug out and built, pigeonia ALSO begins building a statue to commemorate the workers of pigeonia and the workers of the world, a plaque is dedicated to the founder of New Pigeonia, Leopoldo Castro, who founded the underground Pigeonia Communist Party and led the Pigeonian revolution, establishing a democratic socialist, peaceful nation. Pigeonia also begins naval exercises and continues to build up its navy to be even more massive, while also funding its education and medical sectors more.

The Chadic Horde builds a 1MM taller statue of Tariq-Al-Gigachad, the supreme leader of the horde and internationally wanted war criminal, and a 2MM taller statue of Chad himself in a heroic pose.