The Questionable Copper of The 2nd Facepunch Republic is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Director Hector Vargas with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.964 billion Cogs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augusta. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Facepunch economy, worth a remarkable 6,093 trillion Faces a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 611,578 Faces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The 2nd Facepunch Republic's national animal is the Red Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The 2nd Facepunch Republic is ranked 139,503^rd in the world and 9^th in Archai for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,010.64 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.