The Republic of Cornacopia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Chad with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.823 billion Cornacopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cornacopia. The average income tax rate is 36.7%.

The very strong Cornacopian economy, worth 194 trillion Consas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,991 Consas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Insolent whistleblowers receive their just desserts on deserted isles, sports club owners are having a moneyball, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, and the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cornacopia's national animal is the Tui, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chad.

Cornacopia is ranked 98,406^th in the world and 40^th in RPS for Highest Drug Use, scoring 181.21 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.