The Uni-Power Paradise of Walfo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Neil II with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.328 billion Walfonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperious. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Walfoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,611 trillion Francs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,556 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, and a major piece of minority legislation allows a majority of minority interests to majorly undermine majority politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walfo's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Walfo is ranked 284,498^th in the world and 1,363^rd in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -15.02 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.