The European Kingdom of Kadhzstan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Loran with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.058 billion Kads are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qudis. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kadhzstani economy, worth 153 trillion Kadhazis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,132 Kadhazis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, nobody likes bad boys any more, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kadhzstan's national animal is the Iraqi Babbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kadhzstan is ranked 226,792^nd in the world and 1,093^rd in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.