Population | 1.142 billion |
Capital | London |
Leader | Mehdi |
Faith | Unreligous |
Currency | British Pound Sterling |
Animal | £1 Mug |
The Dictatorship of Greater Poundland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mehdi with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.142 billion Poundlanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.
The powerhouse Poundlanian economy, worth 150 trillion British Pound Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,666 British Pound Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
Talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, and mechanics are often exhausted by their work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Poundland's national animal is the £1 Mug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unreligous.
Greater Poundland is ranked 22,590th in the world and 341st in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 261.78 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Greater Poundland, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Poundland, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Poundland, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Poundland, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
- : Greater Poundland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and Most Conservative.
- : Greater Poundland was endorsed by The Reborn States of Karnea.
- : Greater Poundland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
- : Following new legislation in Greater Poundland, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Poundland, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Poundland, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 63 » Istastioner, Armbruster, Kronverg, Saarenmaa, Nuweland, Scytharum, Raghallaigh, Invernessia, Ortigia, Northern German Federation, Soveriegn, Quincy, Malyr and Haligovnia, Thracia Republic, Kalebo, Viscland, Holy Europe Empire, Western Balkania, Super Happy Land, Regnum Italiae, Rary, Icoland, Reform City, Balcem, New Vardarland, Kardjali, Agausia, St Scarlett, An Clar, The Champions League, Chronus, Yahlia, Woodlands, UGBK, Apocalypse Borg, Iceagea, Cot Deviet, Skalliad, Irminsulia, Walfo, Greater Bahland, Germaniej, Elestansa, Cavonia, Meropis, Thracia and Crimea, Crucia, New Eestiball, Bastile, Alcrosnia, and 13 others.Dark Matter, Nardin, Gliesetonia, Reiserland, Der Deutscher Volksbund, Trixeland, Basque Dominion, Slavatania, Fliptastic, Wombelland, CSB SA Union, The-British-Isles, and Karnea.