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Next time I’ll check who my parents are before I’m born
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,115thMost Influential: 4,126thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,590th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Democratic Socialists
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
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Detek Lunesta Qok

Population842 million

CapitalWeron Kerute Qok
LeaderThe Supreme Almighty Ruling Council

CurrencyQok
Animalcat

The Oppressed Peoples of Detek Lunesta Qok is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Supreme Almighty Ruling Council with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 842 million Qokists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weron Kerute Qok. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Detek Lunesta Qokian economy, worth 38.9 trillion Qoks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,154 Qoks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, The Supreme Almighty Ruling Council is considering changing the Detek Lunesta Qokian flag to one with more glitter, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Detek Lunesta Qok's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Detek Lunesta Qok is ranked 124,784th in the world and 648th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,865.42 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,115thTop
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Most Influential: 4,126thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,590thMost Income Equality: 11,689thTop
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Most Inclusive: 18,546thSafest: 22,145th
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Most Income Equality: 34th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 97th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Detek Lunesta Qok endorsed The Federal Republic of La Meuf.
  • : Following new legislation in Detek Lunesta Qok, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Detek Lunesta Qok, The Supreme Almighty Ruling Council is considering changing the Detek Lunesta Qokian flag to one with more glitter.
  • : Following new legislation in Detek Lunesta Qok, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Detek Lunesta Qok was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Detek Lunesta Qok, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Detek Lunesta Qok was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Detek Lunesta Qok, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Detek Lunesta Qok, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in Detek Lunesta Qok, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.

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