The Divine Owl of Aidenfieeld is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Aliand Methinhein with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.657 billion Aidenfieeldians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annville. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aidenfieeldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,706 trillion Aidenfieeldian Banks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,459 Aidenfieeldian Banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, the media seems excessively interested in what Aliand Methinhein is wearing this season, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aidenfieeld's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aidenfieeld is ranked 289,936^th in the world and 5,437^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -27.03 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.