The Holy Republic of Serpleddyland is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Father of the nation with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 964 million Serpleddilands are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serpburg. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Serpleddylandian economy, worth 104 trillion Serples a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,857 Serples, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, Serpleddilands have become death, the destroyer of worlds, and rural Serpleddilands stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serpleddyland's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Serpleddyland is ranked 278,585^th in the world and 5,121^st in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.65 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.