The Kingdom of Lans Isles is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by President Xhalï with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 764 million Lansers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hakano. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.2%.

The all-consuming Lans economy, worth 73.3 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,953 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, President Xhalï has just been declared ruler of Lans Isles in an international press conference, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lans Isles's national animal is the Ostrich, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lans Isles is ranked 93,953^rd in the world and 1,647^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,087.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.