The Old Lands of Dutch-Gaming-Commune is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Josh of District with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.972 billion Dutch-Gaming-Communeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port-el-ro. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dutch-Gaming-Communean economy, worth a remarkable 2,104 trillion Kasars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,769 Kasars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bike rage is all the rage, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutch-Gaming-Commune's national animal is the Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of The Broken God.

Dutch-Gaming-Commune is ranked 138,471^st in the world and 2,478^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 657 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.