Population | 11.453 billion |
Capital | Quanton |
Leader | Joćo Gordo |
Currency | Chango |
Animal | Dolphin |
The People's Republic of Changolandia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Joćo Gordo with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, lack of airports, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.453 billion Changolandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quanton. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Changolandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,812 trillion Changoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,288 Changoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Changolandia's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Changolandia is ranked 1,618th in the world and 34th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,066.1 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Changolandia, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people.
- : Following new legislation in Changolandia, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
- : Following new legislation in Changolandia, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
- : Following new legislation in Changolandia, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
- : Following new legislation in Changolandia, communists in Changolandia note that wealth should be equal but that some should have more of that equality than others.
- : Changolandia was endorsed by The Formerly Great Satan of Neo Kervoskia.
- : Changolandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Following new legislation in Changolandia, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in Changolandia, old spellbooks are only useful as door-stops or toilet roll substitute.
- : Changolandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 180 » Xandev, Tsunamy, Amerion, Hanguk-Nippon, Aidenfieeld, Wehraboos, Farengeto, The Solar System Scope, Jehenna, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Linden Oak, The naked people, Land Without Shrimp, Cypheri, Kiasu-ism, Pax Dracon, Theorin, Southern Numenor, Soem, Maeiland, PenguinPies, Kringalia, Mapico, Gymnostan, Doraya, Bleakfoot, Oreo States, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Ralphburg, Shefino, The Worst army of, Nowa Europa, Drugged Monkeys, Midand, Darakin, Drystar, Ancient Slobovia, Tepertopia, Phanama, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Myhomecountry, Rebel-topia, Yellunstryer, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Beblahbleblo, Bawkie, Anatasha, Saciu, and 130 others.The Haughtherlands, Arscanesia, Transtemporal Shifts, Dereistic, Nova Montron, Kanatian Percocet, Ostavaria, The Woragopiria, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Venezia Pacifica, Great Lothian, Mavenu, Figlandia, Aurcania, Altnavia, Froshar, ARIAPOLIS01, Abarri, Curlyhoward, Dakalian, Ugranda, Goldnation, Holy Free, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, Galactya, America Gone Wrong, Bonobiana, New Maxta, Eritria, New-Javarra, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Uvalor, Unielvan Millorvium, Geploastan, Dimplingpie, Arlandias, Terran Draconia, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Tanyaland, The Free Falklands, Deerp, Ever Testing, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Siberia union, IndustroMiliComplex, 0200-Gamma, Hacrela, Yugarritia, Estival, Astriva, Banieltopia, Alvira, Cerespasia, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Morian, Kaoia, Asarana, Gonthavnor, Doundaly, Belschaft, The Ark of Survival, Blipp, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Tioloman, Moreana, Emagination, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Auviantan Outh Islands, The Filippinas, Krauanagaz, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Detroxia, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Eastern Doncaster, Republic Empire of Japan, Springwalla, Marnrio, Las Filipina, Aodhan, Bogani, HawkoFon, Lans Isles, Xanistan, Philippinessss, Marre, Nakayo, United Allied Systems Nations, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Albend, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Mercian Legions, Mardunia, Sedunn, 7 Trees, North Harave, Gwandalis, Eastern Bahia, Megistos, SharttingToepia, North Korea is best, Vulcan Acenedcy, Meglomania, Amerikanisches Imperium, Janoi Donacen, and Neo Kervoskia.