The People's Republic of Slavic Democratic Nations is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Josip Broz Tito The Second with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.357 billion Slavicians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Slavicianiaus economy, worth a remarkable 3,868 trillion SDKNS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 289,644 SDKNS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, Slavicians ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, international terrorists often get their weapons supply in Slavic Democratic Nations, and Slavicianiaus politicians are often described as having more style than substance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavic Democratic Nations's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Slavic Democratic Nations is ranked 1,638^th in the world and 69^th in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 230,882.96 Standard Monetary Units.