The Kingdom of Sheia is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by Alex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.239 billion Sheians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Spirituality, Public Transport, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T-Rex. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The strong Sheian economy, worth 207 trillion Sengs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 64,069 Sengs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 211,889 per year while the poor average 14,480, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up, police officers compete for the highest commissions from fines, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sheia's national animal is the T-Rex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sheia is ranked 325,056^th in the world and 252^nd in The League for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 4.98 Effective Tax Rate.