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Highest Crime Rates: 2,132ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,375thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,989th
The Cybernetic Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Enforcer
Minister of Foreign Affairs
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Protoland

Population7.021 billion

CapitalProto-City
LeaderKing Crypto

Currencybitcoin
Animalsynth

The Cybernetic Republic of Protoland is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Crypto with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.021 billion Protolandians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Proto-City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Protolandian economy, worth 988 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 140,859 bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 747,898 per year while the poor average 14,015, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Traditional vegetarians are fuming over the introduction of vat-grown meat to the menu, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, you're only as old as you feel, and teenagers sit around on their butts all day. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Protoland's national animal is the synth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Protoland is ranked 222,825th in the world and 18th in Foxtopia for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 18.77 Effective Tax Rate.

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Highest Crime Rates: 2,132ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,375thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,989thLargest Retail Industry: 4,322ndMost Avoided: 4,538thFattest Citizens: 4,923rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,427thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,700thMost Armed: 6,696thRudest Citizens: 7,858thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,572ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,931stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 20,468thMost Efficient Economies: 23,233rdMost Rebellious Youth: 23,724thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,415thMost Secular: 27,900thLargest Black Market: 27,942ndLargest Mining Sector: 28,890thLargest Information Technology Sector: 29,374thMost Subsidized Industry: 29,923rdHighest Average Incomes: 30,182ndMost Corrupt Governments: 30,226thMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,824thMost Scientifically Advanced: 32,453rd
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Protoland lodged a message on the Foxtopia Regional Message Board.
  • : Protoland lodged a message on the Foxtopia Regional Message Board.
  • : Protoland lodged a message on the Foxtopia Regional Message Board.
  • : Protoland lodged a message on the Foxtopia Regional Message Board.
  • : Protoland lodged a message on the Foxtopia Regional Message Board.
  • : Protoland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Protoland, teenagers sit around on their butts all day.
  • : Following new legislation in Protoland, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Protoland, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Protoland, traditional vegetarians are fuming over the introduction of vat-grown meat to the menu.

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