The Kingdom of Olindo is a large, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 141 million Olindoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The strong Olindoan economy, worth 11.2 trillion Peris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 79,389 Peris, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Commercial jingles are the nation's greatest export, girl scouts are forced to bake their own cookies, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Olindo's national animal is the shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Olindo is ranked 210,694^th in the world and 911^th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 272.78 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.