The Colony of Miforner is a small, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 29 million Mifornerians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The strong Mifornerian economy, worth 2.08 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 71,868 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and children receive government-sanctioned brainrot. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Miforner's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Miforner is ranked 12,900^th in the world and 39^th in Starlight for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,661.17 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.