The State of Cambany is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 534 million Cambanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilsville. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cambanian economy, worth 50.0 trillion Cambanian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,570 Cambanian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every week is blindness awareness week, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cambany's national animal is the Robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cambany is ranked 229,145^th in the world and 1,071^st in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.46 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.