The Democratic Republic of Cagadia is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 154 million Cagadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Cagadian economy, worth 7.25 trillion Caras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,072 Caras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and the government pours millions of Caras into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cagadia's national animal is the Ewok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cagadia is ranked 245,956^th in the world and 1,122^nd in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.82 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.