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Most Conservative: 1,312thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,474thMost Armed: 3,538th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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German Tyrane

Population2.603 billion

CapitalTyraneoSaurous
LeaderS L Isaac Brecheortur Sr V
FaithIsaitianity

CurrencyReichsmark
AnimalGerman dreadnognt

The Dictatorship of German Tyrane is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by S L Isaac Brecheortur Sr V with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.603 billion German Tyraneans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TyraneoSaurous. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient German Tyranean economy, worth 426 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,999 Reichsmarks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 765,457 per year while the poor average 21,032, a ratio of 36.4 to 1.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, anyone who doesn't attend Official Governmental Religious Services is fined, and the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Tyrane's national animal is the German dreadnognt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Isaitianity.

German Tyrane is ranked 86,751st in the world and 320th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,436.53 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Conservative: 1,312thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,474thTop
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Most Armed: 3,538thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,873rdMost Influential: 4,317thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,411thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,113thLargest Mining Sector: 6,050thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,872ndMost Patriotic: 8,782ndMost Corrupt Governments: 10,037thMost Devout: 10,780thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,805thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 17,269thHighest Average Incomes: 18,058thLargest Black Market: 18,770thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,842ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,822ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,239thLowest Crime Rates: 23,162ndMost Subsidized Industry: 23,902ndMost Developed: 24,712thLargest Governments: 25,599thMost Efficient Economies: 26,026th
Top
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Most Conservative: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 52nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 59th in the regionMost Devout: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 68th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 70th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 90th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 105th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 140th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : German Tyrane was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, anyone who doesn't attend Official Governmental Religious Services is fined.
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué.
  • : German Tyrane was endorsed by The Kingdom of Old World Order.
  • : German Tyrane was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, the Top 5% for Most Influential, Most Patriotic, and Highest Wealthy Incomes, and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.

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