The Generic Nation of Southern Whateverlandia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, humorless population of 7.613 billion Southern Whateverlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Southern Whateverlandian economy, worth 976 trillion fake dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 128,283 fake dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Southern Whateverlandia, and the number of children one can have is restricted by law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Whateverlandia's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Southern Whateverlandia is ranked 288,981^st in the world and 1,444^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -22.89 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.