The Fmr Grand Vizier of KypsCrew is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kyp with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 37.8 billion KypsCrewians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parrot Bay. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient KypsCrewian economy, worth a remarkable 4,938 trillion doubloons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. Average income is an impressive 130,644 doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The mouth-frothing KypsCrewian can be confused for a rabid parrot, fidgety cubicle workers play with their balls, everything stops come summertime, and any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KypsCrew's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Piracy.

KypsCrew is ranked 308,625^th in the world and 11,798^th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -46.74 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.