The Community of Jooo is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.537 billion Joooans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rwto. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joooan economy, worth 503 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 142,420 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Jooo Blood Tithe, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Joooans, and multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jooo's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jooo is ranked 34,201^st in the world and 541^st in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.5 law-abiding acts per hour.