The Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of JACJ is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Jamill Akil Cureton Jr with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.739 billion Jacjians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacifism City. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jacjian economy, worth 554 trillion Jagians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 148,303 Jagians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, and mathematicians are hated by children across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JACJ's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Darwinism.

JACJ is ranked 307,990^th in the world and 391^st in Communitas for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 4,152.5 Standard Monetary Units.