NATION

PASSWORD

Kesho Pamoja
Largest Retail Industry: 3,508thMost Armed: 4,232ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,203rd
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Kesho

Population2.522 billion

CapitalKandal
LeaderHis Lordship Marlow

Currencyfranc
Animalfalcon

The Kingdom of Kesho is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Lordship Marlow with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.522 billion Keshoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kandal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Keshoan economy, worth 517 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 205,301 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 632,932 per year while the poor average 51,410, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

Jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, commuters regularly break the sound barrier -- and several bones, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kesho's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kesho is ranked 17,429th in the world and 8th in Communitas for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 34,445.87 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Largest Retail Industry: 3,508thMost Armed: 4,232ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,203rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,727thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,288thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,650thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,871stMost Secular: 9,328thHighest Average Incomes: 10,467thMost Efficient Economies: 10,485thMost Patriotic: 10,649thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,108thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,546thMost Influential: 12,026thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,392ndMost Cultured: 13,404thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,051stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,823rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,929thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,232ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,308thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,561stTop
10%
Most Developed: 16,733rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,429thSmartest Citizens: 18,496thHighest Food Quality: 22,306thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,531stLargest Governments: 23,650thLargest Black Market: 24,148th
Top
1%
Most Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 33rd in the regionTop
10%
Most Developed: 34th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 36th in the regionMost Stationary: 42nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 45th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 59th in the regionNudest: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 64th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, commuters regularly break the sound barrier -- and several bones.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as Keshoan humor gets.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, students spend the school year learning how great the education system is.
  • : Kesho was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesho, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Kesho of supplying extremist groups.

More...

Report