The Council republic of Pamentul egalui is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.02 billion Pamentulians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prievidza. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pamentul egaluian economy, worth 648 trillion zlatniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,256 zlatniks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt, insomniacs read government expense reports to fall asleep, security reviews double as political propaganda, and nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too. Crime is totally unknown. Pamentul egalui's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pamentul egalui is ranked 189,857^th in the world and 422^nd in Communitas for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 101.94 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.