The Commonwealth of Infinite Friendship is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Niceys O'Friendlie with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.481 billion Philomnites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philomnia. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Philomnine economy, worth 120 trillion hugs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 81,651 hugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gambling is outlawed, group hugs break out during floor votes, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Infinite Friendship's national animal is the pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Love.

Infinite Friendship is ranked 245,503^rd in the world and 466^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,126.55 Standard Monetary Units.