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Most Influential: 2,566thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,845thMost Inclusive: 5,200th
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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TransUps

Population2.64 billion

CapitalMalarkia
LeaderThe Council of Yassified Queequems

CurrencyMleg
AnimalGrumbo

The Matriarchy of TransUps is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Council of Yassified Queequems with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.64 billion Tranoopiuns are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malarkia. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient TransUpsian economy, worth 378 trillion Mlegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,549 Mlegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Revolutionaries only deal in CyanCatCoin, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TransUps's national animal is the Grumbo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TransUps is ranked 323,541st in the world and 828th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.34 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Influential: 2,566thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,845thTop
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Most Inclusive: 5,200thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,094thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,338thNicest Citizens: 6,673rdSafest: 6,824thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,282ndHighest Food Quality: 7,284thMost Developed: 7,442ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,657thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,231stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,312thLargest Governments: 8,592ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,891stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,167thSmartest Citizens: 9,350thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,560thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,196thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,272ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,670thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,006thMost Cultured: 12,052ndBest Weather: 12,320thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,479thMost Pacifist: 13,582ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,864thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,687thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 18,408thHealthiest Citizens: 18,761stMost Income Equality: 19,194thMost Secular: 19,937thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,188thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,138thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24,660thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,131stHighest Average Incomes: 28,092nd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 101st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : TransUps was endorsed by The Holy Mother State of The Freyjans.
  • : Following new legislation in TransUps, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in TransUps, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
  • : Following new legislation in TransUps, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in TransUps, revolutionaries only deal in CyanCatCoin.
  • : Following new legislation in TransUps, pedants defending The Council of Yassified Queequems observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing.
  • : Following new legislation in TransUps, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory.
  • : Following new legislation in TransUps, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : TransUps was endorsed by The Grow House of Soviet Trailer Park.
  • : Following new legislation in TransUps, museums offer moralization or your money back.

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