The Happy Friends of Hypnoclan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by HypnoticOcelot with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.492 billion Hypnoclanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hypnotown. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hypnoclanian economy, worth 80.6 trillion Hypnobucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,990 Hypnobucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

HypnoticOcelot can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, the government forces Hypnoclanians to eat their vegetables, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hypnoclan's national animal is the Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hypnoclan is ranked 35,490^th in the world and 1,611^th in Osiris for Smartest Citizens, with 51.93 quips per hour.