The United Incorporated States of Laxoimia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Jonathan Bernhardt with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.677 billion Laxomese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dellmoor. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laxoimian economy, worth a remarkable 2,865 trillion Laxoimia Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 226,018 Laxoimia Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, all you have to do is pray to get into Laxoimia, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Laxoimia's national animal is the Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Laxoimia is ranked 54,104^th in the world and 1,636^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 101.77 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.