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¡Mortigu viajn malamikojn kiel porkojn! sc Yaidin DAINI
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5thLongest Average Lifespans: 43rdMost Subsidized Industry: 45th
The Shtâto of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Bagojo

Population8.649 billion

CapitalBagojo Urbo
Leadersc Yaidin DAINI
Faithshtâtismo

CurrencyBagojâno dolâro
Animalâglo

The Shtâto of Bagojo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by sc Yaidin DAINI with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.649 billion Bagojânoi are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagojo Urbo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bagôja economy, worth a remarkable 2,391 trillion Bagojâno dolâroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 276,491 Bagojâno dolâroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers drive their college-graduate children to work, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, and tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the âglo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is shtâtismo.

Bagojo is ranked 291,370th in the world and 6,361st in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 2.51 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5thLongest Average Lifespans: 43rdMost Subsidized Industry: 45thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 45thHealthiest Citizens: 50thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 74thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 75thBest Weather: 93rdMost Corrupt Governments: 143rdLowest Crime Rates: 227thMost Influential: 394thMost Advanced Public Transport: 472ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 696thMost Advanced Public Education: 827thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 928thMost Pacifist: 1,007thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,223rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,339thLargest Black Market: 1,447thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,641stMost Efficient Economies: 1,907thMost Patriotic: 1,922ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,932ndLargest Governments: 2,286thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,899thMost Developed: 5,022ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,166thHighest Food Quality: 7,371stHighest Economic Output: 9,951stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,897thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,006thTop
10%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 15,665thMost Authoritarian: 21,566thMost Income Equality: 24,878thSmartest Citizens: 25,980thMost Stationary: 26,899thMost Devout: 27,561stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28,184th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 49th in the regionMost Pacifist: 51st in the regionMost Patriotic: 52nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 55th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 61st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 66th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionLargest Governments: 103rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 131st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 135th in the regionMost Developed: 250th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 280th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 307th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 384th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 386th in the regionMost Stationary: 516th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 593rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 626th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
  • : Bagojo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon.
  • : Bagojo endorsed The Community of Hikki.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world".
  • : Bagojo was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day.
  • : Bagojo was endorsed by The Community of Hikki.

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World Assembly

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