Population | 804 million |
Capital | Imperialism |
Leader | Overlord Kratos |
Currency | Antimatter |
Animal | Saber Toothed Tiger |
The Empire of Armonker is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Overlord Kratos with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 804 million Armonkerians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialism. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Armonkerian economy, worth 132 trillion Antimatters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 165,238 Antimatters, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,186,100 per year while the poor average 7,453, a ratio of 159 to 1.
Armonkerian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, one can walk from one side of Imperialism to the other without setting foot on Armonkerian soil, and goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armonker's national animal is the Saber Toothed Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Armonker is ranked 11,393rd in the world and 225th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 144 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Armonker was endorsed by The Community of Hikki.
- : Following new legislation in Armonker, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
- : Following new legislation in Armonker, one can walk from one side of Imperialism to the other without setting foot on Armonkerian soil.
- : Following new legislation in Armonker, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
- : Following new legislation in Armonker, Armonkerian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.
- : Armonker was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Armonker was endorsed by The Royal Federation of Changjo.
- : Armonker was endorsed by The Republic of Arbuckle Republic.
- : Armonker was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Khedivate-of-Egypt.
- : Following new legislation in Armonker, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
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