The Part Time Troll Nation of GraVandius is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Antonio GraVandius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.564 billion GraVandiusians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vandius City. The average income tax rate is 85.5%.

The frighteningly efficient GraVandiusian economy, worth a remarkable 3,873 trillion Dramacas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 164,374 Dramacas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Replacement organs are grown in vats, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, the sound of silence from abandoned Violetist temples is deafening, and fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GraVandius's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vandianism.

GraVandius is ranked 222,920^th in the world and 1,056^th in Europeia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 763.38 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.