The Free Land of Frier Pie-Rats is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Næil Patrick the Gaeiyestmahn with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, museums and concert halls, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.222 billion Prierats are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of booboo dragonFly determines skyowa. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Frier Pie-Ratsian economy, worth 271 trillion Dragabloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 84,147 Dragabloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, hospitals in Frier Pie-Rats are too busy serving the needs of Ridgefield to see Prierats, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and Prierats suffer not the eggplant emoji to live. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frier Pie-Rats's national animal is the Flying Dragon-Panda, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Chaos Crystals.

Frier Pie-Rats is ranked 82,625^th in the world and 24^th in Ridgefield for Highest Average Incomes, with 84,147.27 Standard Monetary Units.